Do not read if you are : 1. My Grumpy sister, Delia 2. Marcus Meldrew (who is an idot) 3. Mrs Worthington, who has a moustache (it's tricky not to stare) I'm Tom Gates. When my teachers don'…
All this snow means i get a day off school. Yeah! Shame i have to spend it with Marcus (who's very annoying). Uncle Kevin thinks it's a good idea to have a family portrait done for the fossils' fif…
This is the look on my face when i get a genius idea (which happens a lot). Marcus likes to think he has good idea. But they are mostly all rubbish. When uncle Kevin say he is an expert on everythi…
Sometimes making up my mind isn't easy to do. Especially when my grumpy sister Delia is looming over me. Mum's on am mission to Tidy up the whole house. She says if i can't decide what to get rid o…
I am really looking forward to the school activity trip (if i can find my from). Delia wants me to go too. Are you still there? There'll be loads of excellent things to do. like : Making RAFTS, Mid…
Dad wants to make a kite so we can go out and get lots of "Fresh Air". I wouln't mind getting more fresh air if we had a dog. But that't not going to happen because Delia's "allergic" to dog (I thi…
Fourth graders George Beard and Harold Hutchins are a couple of class clowns. The only thing they enjoy more than playing practical jokes is creating their own comic books. And together they've cre…
The Dashwood sisters - 19-year-old Elinor and Marianne, aged 17 - are left poor and homeless by their father's death. Although kind relatives provide a roof over their heads, one way out of this mi…
Northanger Abbey is the light-hearted account of a young girl's first excursion into fashionable society. Catherine Morland is taken to Bath where among a crowd of new acquaintances, she meets Henr…